I met the most delightful woman on the train today. She looked nice, pretty, with a good sense of style. She's an up-an-coming african american fashion designer and had on a really cute hat she had made. She walked in, sat down, and placed this on the ground:
Apparently Jordan is also a vampire (AIR Jordan!) and drinks children's blood. He has a townhouse near her appt. and has been stalking her for 24 years. When his wife left she took like, 10 mil, and he just couldn't deal with that. You see, he's mentally unstable, doing lots of heroin and coke, and making runs to Belize to buy new rape victims.
She can hear her girl scream every morning from the townhouse next door and then he takes her over to the appt. building across the street (his dealers probably) and they whip and gang rape her there too. He also must have bought the appt. underneath hers because she hears her crying in the mornings as he goes at it all day long. If anyone strange comes near his kids he has to do voodoo animal sacrifices and cleanse the children with the blood.
But, of course, he pays off the cops so there is nothing this poor mother can do except get on the train and put our these papers begging for a good samaritan to post the info on the net. Well, I am that good samaritan.
-Idaho Bob-
Obviously vampire flying skills 
I didn't know you had a blog WTF. This was a charming tale and I would like to lend my support. Thankfully she included contact info as well as directions.
ReplyDeleteI know someone who dated MJ...apparantly he has herpes, too. Not sure how that fits into this story, but hopefully justice will prevail and hiss ass will get put UNDER THE JAIL!!
ReplyDeleteholy shit how did I miss this? I guess I started reading right after this. wow.
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