Sam J and Joe M were having some steamy butt slamming in out appt and they were "wrestling" so hard that they broke our couch. We were all talking peacefully when a big snap cut through the silence and we all looked over to see the two of the guilty party looking stunned at their own combined body weight. Truly a wonderful sight to behold. Two men, in the height of ecstasy, shocked by the realization their passion exceeded that of Ikea's structural integrity.
-Idaho Bob-
P.S. In the morning they fixed it though. Good as Ikea new.
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