You want to like Tetris; it's retro, requires skill, builds good reflexes, but it's so hard after a while and you have to give it constant attention and that music just gets so old by level 99. Who has that sort of time nowdays? So, here it is, Tetris for the modern (wo)man:
I was a farm boy, born a bred in Idaho. I left to become an artist, and at 18 thought I'd get my own place in NYC. Now, I don't feel at home anywhere and I don't know what art is.